What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Women's Rights.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Okay, one second.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Once upon a cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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