- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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