- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

I enjoy anal.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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