Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

You just won the game...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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