- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Yes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Mitt Romney.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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