What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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