i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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