Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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