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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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