Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

whats the best thing about polio...death

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

american government

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

ginger

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Drunk irish man

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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