- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

a potato flew around my room

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

I pooped my pants

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Poop

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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