Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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