Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Obama

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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