What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Joey mayer's face

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How high is a Chinaman

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's wrong with woman Everything

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What'sucks and white Jackson

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hi? No!!!!!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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