what do u call a black person by his name

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Samantha

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