Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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