- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

I have a crush on my dad.

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