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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shea kisses a girl

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a duck

God bless America, and no where else.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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