2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

I can't see my forehead

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

a man walks into horse bar

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

trumpy trumpy trump

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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