What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Girls

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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The Pope

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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