how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A guy trips a blind man.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Dick spice

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

twilight

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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