What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

A ginger was with his friends

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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