- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

mark is mark

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

penis

Is this where I type the joke?

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Woman's rights

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

porn-hub

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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