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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Knock, Knock. Come In.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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