A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Tim and Eric

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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