Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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banana

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Your mom.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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8====D~~~~~~

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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