- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Matty B

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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