- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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