- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

skurfboards we love fat kids

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Homosexuals are gay.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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