Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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thumbs up!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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