- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

You have cancer

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Butt Sex.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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