Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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