- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Oh...okay, good.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

If you're reading this, you can read.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

E= McVagina

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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