An English man walks into a pub.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Male penises.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Women have the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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