how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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That's not what she said.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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