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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

THE GAME

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

whats long and green? weed

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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