- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

The Game.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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