whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Toaster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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