What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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