- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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