- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Pianos.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Misner is a twat.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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