twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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