- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

no rasist joks

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

so how about that irline food

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Win industrial estate, Newry

whats 7+4? 74

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Chuck Norris.

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