A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Ham sandwich

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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