Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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im telling maguire

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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