- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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