Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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