Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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