A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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haha

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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#Getweird

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