- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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