- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

what do you call your mom? mom

Knock Knock Who's There 42

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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