- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's big and purple? Barney

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Penis

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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