Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Roses are flowers.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What black and has children A black man

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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