Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

there once was a black man who played basketball

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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