why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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