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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Knock knock *open*

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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