- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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