What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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