A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Amazing

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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