- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Women's rights

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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