- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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