what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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