- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

no

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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