- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's blue? The sky.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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